BROVAL OFFICE
Three Broval Office researchers in lab coats conducting experiments in a bright laboratory.

Est. 2026 // Tactical Lab Division

BROVAL OFFICE

A multidisciplinary research organization dedicated to the advancement of weird bro shit.

File
BO-2026-001
Clearance
Garage Level
Review
Pending Cooler

Operational bulletin: all field teams are advised to maintain eye contact with the grill and deny nothing until measured.

Internal Memo 06.11.26

Interactive Field Training

Strap Tug Simulator 2006: Second Tug Edition.

Catch approved artifacts from the Office inventory. Avoid scope creep. Maintain confidence until the audit siren runs out.

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STRAP TUG SIMULATOR 2006: SECOND TUG EDITION Arrow keys, A/D, mouse, or finger. Catch straps, headlamps, shop rags, sunglasses, burgers, sockets, and coolers. Dodge invoices, permit talk, dead batteries, and the phrase "while we're in here."

Certification requires 60 seconds of unearned confidence.

Research Directory

Choose your clearance path.

01

Artifact Laboratory

Specimens, forms, terminal, soundboard, and the Broval Field Console.

 02

About the Staff

Dr. Trotsman Chenette, Dr. Sickboy, and Magnus, M.D., documented for institutional confidence.

 03

Research Wing

Mandates, active studies, findings ledger, publications, and the Boob Research Annex.

 04

Protocol Office

Lab protocol, Broval Index, and field operations doctrine.

 05

Correspondence

Submit a phenomenon for review by the Office of Suspiciously Specific Research Leads.

Official Seal

Provisionally recognized by the Office of Doing the Thing.

Charter
BO-EST-2026
Jurisdiction
Garage, lab, driveway, adjacent cooler zone
Authority
Stamped, initialed, and probably fine