About the Office
BROVAL OFFICE is staffed by senior field observers, clipboard operators, and men of questionable accreditation whose work advances the science of garage confidence.
Staff credentials are maintained internally, audited irregularly, and considered valid when spoken with enough authority near stainless steel equipment.
Staff Directory
Lead investigator for cooler-side behavior, two-tug compliance, and the social physics of men standing around something broken. Known for turning a casual observation into a full department.
Oversees field anomalies involving sudden confidence, suspicious eyewear, and the phrase "watch this." Maintains the incident ticker and refuses to classify any hoodie as merely clothing.
Executive custodian of Broval procedure, correspondence, and the official decision to keep calling it research. The M.D. is widely understood to mean Master of Dudes.
Administrative Note
Every conclusion must survive the second strap tug.
All sunglasses are considered both PPE and personality infrastructure.
No staff member may say "quick fix" without opening a provisional case file.